NGC Orval vs Ifalna & Ishaq
Don’t even get me started on this ridiculously long title.
It has messed up my system. I have nothing to live for anymore.
So first, let’s see how Zimos is!
I genuinely copied and pasted this alongside the headers, so that’s why it always shoulds familiar. I’m not even going to change it.
Introductions are in order! So Zimos is holding a child … his son! Irving. His wife there, Star, is holding newborn Max and Zach, the eldest, decided to ruin the family photo (or at least make it difficult) by being in bed.
Don’t worry about the names, I can hardly remember them either.
First things first, Star grows up to an Adult accompanied by a Midlife Crisis I ignored.
Well done, mate. You look exactly the same.
The good news is that more babies will be on the way soon.
Very soon. Quick pop pregnancy bump.
I’ve decided she just needs to get these kids out so she can get on with her career.
This happened and it excited me to no end.
Unfortunately he didn’t get pregnant from this.
So not cool.
A little alien baby would just round this generation off wouldn’t it? We would have had it all happening.
This is Lucky, Zach’s IF. She is broken and scares me.
Another round of birthdays. First Irving.
And then Zach. Why toddlerhood is the same length as childhood I will never know.
And Max too! Why not eh? Triple Bonanza.
Well Max’s was actually the day after, I’m sure.
Max is the cutest kid yet.
And Star goes into labour, bringing home Orval Muse.
Now let’s catch up with Elvira
Again, copy and pasted to help with introductions!
But let’s really introduce the household now. So Elvira there is muy tired and holding either Lucy or Vex, they are only a few days apart. The other one is that pink bundle in the crib at the back. Harwood there is carrying the oldest Eth.
You know what I’ve found funny. I’m sure both Elvira and Zimos are like 2 or 3 weeks in, but playing both households is so different.
So, as you can see Harwood is clearly still alive be it that he has been on death’s door for ages.
You’re making me look stupid. Just die, man.
To solve the confusion of which pink baby is which, Lucy did a wonderful job of growing up.
Now we all know the boy toddler is Eth, the girl one is Lucy and the baby is Vex. Easy as pie.
Baby bump!
And to make this slice feel a bit longer, here is what the toddlers got up!
We interrupt this toddler spam for some bloody awful news.
Even though Elvira is contracted to only have 6 kids, in order to fill the household up neatly and make naming each chapter easy, she went and had twins. So much for the fair households and there being a 12 kid heir poll with 6 from each contestants. Now what will happen? I just don’t know.
I’m not even joking, I might have had a minor panic attack because she has added two babies to an already super young household. We aren’t running a daycare here.
First, little Ifalna, or I like to name her “The planned one”
Ifalna is a carefully picked name because it has an F in it and, yeah, it is a character from FF7. This is the reason for eating the three watermelons.
She’s also a Fairy, nice touch.
Just an FYI, I might sometimes call Ifalna as Iflana because that just seems more normal to me. So expect spelling mistakes on her name from me.
And then there is Ishaq. A name I randomly picked from a baby name site. Not so random really, it has a Q in it. I keep saying it like “Ish-hack” but I think it is an alternative spelling for “Isaac”
Not to sound mean, but I hope Harwood dies soon. It’s the only way Elvira will be able to have all the pregnancies she needs to have.
The question is, do I risk having another baby straight away?
Find out next time!
Re-cap:
Zimos and Star’s kids: Zach, Irving, Max and Orval
Elvira and Harwood’s kids: Eth, Lucy, Vex, Ifalna & Ishaq
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